Best round the BBQ Yom Ha’Atzmaut Jokes, one-liners and quips.
Around the barbecue:
Q. Who invented fire?
A. Some bright spark
Q. What did the one flag say to the other?
A. Nothing, it just waved
Q. What is the name of the dance we do on Yom Ha’Atzmaut?
A. The Indepen-dance
Q. Who is widely recognized as the best mathematician in the Old Testament?
A. Moses, he wrote the Book of Numbers.
Q. How did G-d help Moses with his migraines?
A. He gave him two tablets
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On an invitation to a Yom Ha”Atzmaut celebration at the Prime Minister’s residence:
You are cordially invited to join us at our annual Bi-Bi.Q…
Q. What do you call an Israeli water bed?
A. The Dead Sea
Let me tell you something that we Israelis have against Moses. He took us 40 years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil! ~ Golda Meir
Yossi was traveling to New York on an El Al flight from Tel Aviv and it was time for the main meal to be served. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked him.”What are my choices?” he asked.”Yes or no,” she replied
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Israel. Israel who? Is-rael nice to meet you!
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