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Jewish jokes for Shavuot.

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Last Updated on November 2, 2021

Some cheesy Shavuot jokes that will split your sides.

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Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?

A. Ruth-less.


Q. Which servant of G-d was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.


Q. Did you know it’s wrong for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it’s in the Bible. It says . . .

A. “He-brews”


Q: Where is medicine first mentioned in the Bible?

A: When God gave Moses two tablets.


Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?

A: Blue cheese.


Q. Which hotel serves the best cheese?

A: The Stilton


Q: Why does cheese look sane?

A: Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


Q. What does a cheese say on Shavuot?

A: Have E-dam good day!


Q. What type of cheese is made backwards?

A. EDAM.


Q. After Shavuot we all need to go on diet. Why?

A. To cheddar a few pounds.


Goldie & Stan Levy won 5 million dollars in the lottery. They were so excited with their windfall that they immediately started living the good life. They bought a luxurious mansion and surrounded themselves with all the material wealth imaginable.  They decided to hire a butler and after much searching, they found the perfect one. The Levy’s instructed the butler to set up dinner for four because they were inviting their friends, the Cohens, over for Shavuot.  Just before their guests were due to arrive, Goldie and Stan noticed that the table had been set for six. When they asked the butler why six places were set instead of four, the butler replied: “The Cohens called to say that they were bringing the Blintzes.”

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